step one:
cut the flour
step two:
when the penny falls, get it off the plate using your nose. [sidebar: if your sister can take extreme closeups during this process, you get bonus points. also, that's actually a lie.]
step three:
take lots of pictures that look like you have a drug problem of the classy 80s/lindsey lohan variety.
[sidenote: i don't know why i'm making the same face in each picture. that's weird. probably the drugs/flour. oh wait, here's a different face...with a top notch pedi-smile from jaz. bravo and a tip of the hat to you little sister. *insert slow clap here*]
cut the flour
step two:
when the penny falls, get it off the plate using your nose. [sidebar: if your sister can take extreme closeups during this process, you get bonus points. also, that's actually a lie.]
step three:
take lots of pictures that look like you have a drug problem of the classy 80s/lindsey lohan variety.
[sidenote: i don't know why i'm making the same face in each picture. that's weird. probably the drugs/flour. oh wait, here's a different face...with a top notch pedi-smile from jaz. bravo and a tip of the hat to you little sister. *insert slow clap here*]
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