today i got spit in the face by a six year old.

seriously.

what.

am.

i.

doing.

here.

???

and now for some comic relief...

[courtesy of ilovecharts.tumblr.com]

ps. skype, i love you. nothing beats being able to see your handsome boyfriend's face from 2221.89 miles (kill me) away. a tip of the hat to you.