curse you sore throat

i feel like someone put a knife in my mouth and cut the inside of my throat. [wow, that was a lot more graphic and gross sounding than i wanted it to be. oh well.] it hurts! swallowing is the devil. i want to drink some chloraseptic but i won't. i established a few years ago that no matter how bad your throat hurts, doing that is a bad idea.

tribute hiaku:

used to hate your guts
now we are the best of friends
isn't life funny?