happy halloweenie yo

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see ya in november suckers.

i ate food today!

steak quesadillas with black beans and dressing & pizza.

woo!!!

best/worst week ever

best: i've been more social in the past week than i have been...idk, the entire fall semester. plus part of summer. and maybe spring. meeting great new people :) , hanging out with friends, actually leaving my house, actually showing people where my house is located...

worst: i've been way freaking sick all week. i haven't been to school since monday. i'm okay if i'm sitting or laying down or not moving fast, but if i have to stand or walk much, i'm out. i blacked out in the shower wednesday (upside of a tiny shower: nothing to hit your head on when you fall. you just kinda slump over.) i feel too sick to eat, which makes me feel even sicker because i'm starving (literally starving-i've lost 8 pounds in a week. not cool body, not cool.), so then i'm all shaky and woozy. on the plus side, everyone's being really nice to me even my teachers. and i'm going to the doctor's on monday, so hopefully they'll be all 'here's some sweet drugs that you can have for free' or something. i would even get a shot. can't say i won't cry, but i would let them do it if it would fix me.

dos tres!!!

happy b-day toadie!!! proud of you. stay classy.

i like these little humans

happy birthday yaya

i get to sign up for classes tomorrow!!!!

look who's eleven today! [looks like someone didn't get the memo about not being cuter than me and jaz. you're making us look bad-geez ;) ]

ugh.

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this is the kind of insurance i have

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mouthbreathers are the worst

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seriously. sound + bad breath smell = breathe with your freaking nose

ps. andrea- we now own a stapler (!)

genius

my motto

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[title: if i'm not huggin ya don't stand close enough for me to hug ya.]

now if you'll excuse me, i'm going to go cry myself to sleep.

it's a good day for america everybody

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this also applies to coats, which is why when i found a nice warm parka type coat (with a hood!) at costco today, i couldn't resist. (it also helps that i love sweet deals. $50 for a brand name down coat? yes please.) i will officially be warm and not get snow directly in my eyeballs this winter.

gold star for moi

worked out today! i've been putting it off til "tomorrow" since...well, since i went to dixie and was in fitness center and it was for a grade. (ie. 18 months ago) 25 minutes on a 13% incline. proud of myself.

our toilet has been flushing for 16 minutes now...the record is 37. is tonight the night to set a new record? you can do it potty; i believe in you.

oh hey, psych homework. i'm going to punch you right in the face tomorrow. just fyi.

home!

back home after an awesome vacation to st george to see my family. they are doing great:)

oh btw, michael buble: i would like to marry you. when's a good time for you?



[clearly this song is about me.]

one of the scariest things i can imagine.

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bum bum be dum bum bum be dum dum

disturbia is stuck in my head. i should watch the movie.



should i take jazz next semester? i really want to but i'm torn...it would make things easier for work but i really need to dance. [i'm already taking silver standard and hip hop.] what say you?

the real reason i probably won't cut my hair.

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[edited by me. for the real one just click. i love nataliedee comics!!!]

three hours and twenty minutes-a new world record!

i'm home!!! it feels delicious down here, i love it:) also, i am officially exhausted.

andrea literally scared the pee outta me tonight.

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i will be home in : t minus 24 hours


tribute:

in my head you will always be like 7

worst. day. ever.

i don't want to talk about it. boo today.

stupid throat.

still killing me. boo:(

so you know how i'm like ocd about planning? well, i really really really want to plan out next semester (you know, classes and such) and all the classes aren't up yet. it's killing me! we can sign up officially oct. 26th, and it's supposed to be up two weeks before so i really hope that tomorrow everything's up. i hate not having a plan. and you all know how impatient i tend to be...

tribute:

this is my favorite picture of stephanie holm:



she is really cool and lives in hawaii. i am super excited to get to know her better, she is already a baer family favorite. can't wait to be bff's:)


ps. so i heard coach cody got arrested for sexual assault of minors. class of 2004, are we surprised? um....nope.

curse you sore throat

i feel like someone put a knife in my mouth and cut the inside of my throat. [wow, that was a lot more graphic and gross sounding than i wanted it to be. oh well.] it hurts! swallowing is the devil. i want to drink some chloraseptic but i won't. i established a few years ago that no matter how bad your throat hurts, doing that is a bad idea.

tribute hiaku:

used to hate your guts
now we are the best of friends
isn't life funny?

gummy bear heart- mmm, delicious

so at cafe rio lunch today with chris (thanks again for lunch!), guess who we saw. oh don't worry, just jeffrey r. holland. in cafe rio. crazy!!

i saw this today. hilarious.

also: applause for my mom, she knows how to do comments now! to commemorate this awesome event you should all make a comment. no, seriously. i want to know who reads this. tell ya what, i will do a special post about anyone that comments.

deal?

i will never have this problem

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because i have a child size head. yay for being a baer!

today: 100% on an exam, delish doughnut, work, finally finish paper!, study for scary exam tomorrow, cereal, bed.

tomorrow: 9 am class cancelled, no breakfast with brad cuz he's a psycho and running 100 miles in vegas, writing lab to make sure paper is perfect (no 17/20 crap this time), take scary test, cafe with chris, work (kz or cloudy with a chance of meatballs?), psych homework when the kiddies are asleep, bed.

phew. i get tired just looking at that...

take that rewind it back

today was weird. some really good stuff happened (slept in my awesome new bed, lunch with meem and pop, got a bunch of homework done) and some weird/bad/upsetting stuff happened (won't go into that). and because i was in a weird mood, i took it out on everyone else. so to everyone that came into contact with me today:

sorry i was a bratface and not patient. it wasn't your fault that i was bugged. i need to be a grown up and suck it up and sometimes that's hard. so i'm sorry. i hope you can forgive me.

i feel super guilty. the person i need to apologize to the most won't even see this, so i'll have to tell them tomorrow...ugh. thinking about it just makes me feel like i'm getting stabbed in the heart. i need to go to sleep. sorry this was a downer today:( had to get it off my chest.

oh no.

today was pretty good until i thought i'd tweeze my eyebrows. now they look so uneven. i am mortified. contemplating putting bandaids over them for school tomorrow...

i was a little smart today

second best grade on a test? i believe i'll treat myself to some new boots. they look like this, only they are black. i already have brown ones [and the oatmeal/tan ones are lookin pretty enticing]. i had them last year but because i'm a shuffler instead of a normal human being, the tread on the bottom is ridiculous-waaaay worn all across but all the way through on the inside of the heels. this makes me feel concerned about what i look like when i walk...



[suckers: i bought mine for $34.99. yay costco! also-hello, i totally didn't realize you could fold them down like that! adorb. think i may have to try it out.]

do you

need a ride to st george for uea? come with me!
also: look at this picture.


this is from when i went to the byu/u of u game with chris last year. i almost got beat up for cheering for byu. then we lost and i was sad. he is new to reading my blog so here's his shoutout-boo u of u. and yankees. :) and everyone look at my hair please. it is adorable short. i feel like i want to cut it. convince me not to please!!!

i bought

a mattress today! finally!!! and it was on sale-$180 for a full mattress that doesn't completely suck. i mean, it's no vera wang, but it'll do. pretty stoked.

also: got caught up on my tivo'd so you think you can dance. wow. blowing my mind!! can't wait to see the salt lake auditions!!!

i need

a personal trainer. i feel just way gross and i feel like i don't have the self-control to make myself work out. and i don't eat healthy at all. i'm picky and lazy. so i need a nutritionist too. but i don't have money. so i need them for free. anyone want to offer their services? we could do a trade. my offers: 1-laundry, 2-house cleaning, 3-type your papers (not write, just type & edit), 4-decorate your house, 5-plan your parties. i am real good at all that stuff.

any takers?

is this heaven?

Um, these

go on these

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genius.