the scariest thing just happened. here i was, minding my own business on the couch wishing andrea a happy birthday on facebook when all of a sudden i see movement. on the front of my shirt. now. i am not a fembot, so the only thing that could be moving is a foreign object/creature.
and that creature was a gigantic spider!!! i started screaming and i ripped my hoodie off and my computer fell on the ground and i tried to flick the spider off but then i couldn't see it and i didn't think i got it and i thought it was still on me and it was so scary!
brianon had to run out of the bathroom mid-pee to save me. it was so awful. she was so brave. she found it and killed it. and i maybe cried a little. i'll blame it on my cold (the crying) but really it just really scared me. :(
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Okay Ris. I am very sorry for your spider misfortune, but all I see is Brianon running out of the bathroom mid pee. I had a very similar experience except the spider was on the toilet paper and it was me running out mid pee away from it. ;) (I will not confirm or deny the fact that my pants were not all the way up when I ran)
i love the cartoon. also, just to be clear:
i took the time to pull my pants all the way up before emerging from the bathroom everybody.
I didn't know it was possible to stop mid-pee.
I totally believe you... All but the "I'm not a fembot" business. Although a lot of things are making sense now. Give me a minute.
That Brianon is one GREAT friend. Stopping mid-pee takes some pretty mad skill! - Ashley
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