today i made a giant mistake

and it is called i went to a pet store. my thought was to get a goldfish and name him howard. but i walked in there and there were all these puppies in aquariums. it was the saddest thing i've ever seen. they were tiny puppies in aquariums with barely enough room to turn around. and this one little yorkie kept trying to get to my hand for me to pet it through the glass. i may or may not have cried a little. this has now gone beyond want into need. because guess what--those puppies need me. they were so darling. i just don't know if a fish will cut it now. even if he is a beautiful golden color and named howard.



www.nataliedee.com

also look at this:



[yeah. that is a for reals puppy. did you just die/melt a little?]

i'm on the verge of turning into a for reals zombie.

bad news guys, it turns out i'm a giraffe...

also, i need one of these. stat. right now. immediately.


look at it!!!

SERIOUSLY.

you are my heart

i think about you all the time. you changed me forever and i miss you more than i can say.

i got soul but i'm not a soldier

so after i cleaned my grandma and grandpa's house, my grandma took me to dinner at wingers. i ordered sticky fingers boneless wings with the mild buffalo sauce. when they finally brought our food out i took a giant bite and...

my mouth exploded.

seriously it was the hottest thing i've ever put in my mouth. i felt like a cartoon, with the bright red face, fire coming out of my mouth, and steam coming out of my ears. i was crying a little bit and my nose was running non-stop. then i made the mistake of taking a drink of water. that only made things worse-i started coughing like crazy! i ended up pouring sour cream from our appetizers all over my tongue, it was that hot!! i had my grandma try a little piece and she agreed with me-it was beyond spicy.

we asked the waitress if maybe they'd put the wrong sauce on and she said she didn't think so, but maybe the medium sauce. we tried to get her to try it, but she wouldn't. she came back a couple minutes later with a new plate of wings, apologizing like crazy-apparently they'd accidentally put on the atomic sauce, which is the hottest sauce they have!

it was pretty funny [after using a fire extinguisher to soothe my poor mouth!] :)

jackie chan indiana jones style? duh.

best parts: 1:40, 2:58 & 3:07. luke and i were laughing so hard i couldn't breathe.
[keep in mind that there weren't any special effects. just jackie chan being freaking ridiculous.]

also, i saw 'clash of the titans' tonight with em. the middle school greek mythology nerd in me was geeking out the whole time:)

i forgot to say rabbit rabbit! gasp.

great april fools day joke weather. now quit being a buttface and let spring hang out with me.


also, guess who i got to see this week!!!